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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Pure Filth

This is REALLY disgusting, so please be warned, do not read it if you are easily disturbed or offended. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.

OK, I don't know what's going on. I know that SSRI's give you incredibly vivid dreams, but last night I had the MOST graphic sex dream about everyone's favourite Tory, Boris Johnson. And I mean *graphic*. Errr... Blimey! It's not even night you get sodomised by MPs, even in your dreams. I'm not having beans again for supper any time soon.


At 10:01 AM GMT, Blogger You Need A Mess Of Help said...

Kate, that is perhaps the most revolting thing I have ever read. The idea of floppy blondie Tory Boris Johnson engaged in any kind of sex act with his no doubt piggly wiggly penis (thanks Bill Hicks), especially sodomy, fills me with a deep cosmic dread and I will now have to have a lobotomy to burn the mental image you have conjured out of my mind forever.

But y'know. Whatever floats yr boat!

At 10:12 AM GMT, Blogger Miss Daiquiri said...

I'm with Mess on this one. I nearly choked on my 'help me through the morning' caffine fix. Can you put some 'Warning! Vom-making post!' alert on it?

At 10:25 AM GMT, Blogger Masonic Boom said...

I did say PURE FILTH as the title! Did that not give you some idea?!?!

I mean, I actually think BJ is quite hott, but how do you think I felt waking up and going "OMG, WTF?!?!?!?"

At 10:28 AM GMT, Blogger Andrew Farrell said...

My eyes, the goggles (The googles!), etc.

At 11:02 AM GMT, Blogger Miss Daiquiri said...

Yeah, but Kate, I *like* pure filth in many guises, but there are lines that must be drawn etc.

At 11:21 AM GMT, Blogger Masonic Boom said...

So is anal sex the line?

Or just Boris Johnson?

At 8:05 AM GMT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"it's not every night you get sodomised by MPs"

Obviously you don't work for John Prescott.

At 9:03 AM GMT, Blogger AMP said...

my ex-boyfriend's new wife is john prescott's private secretary. i hope every night she gets sodomised by the devil himself. (she probably isn't getting sodomised by the ex. he wasn't into that.)

kate, can i have my mantle of graphicness back now please?

At 9:04 AM GMT, Blogger AMP said...

actually maybe it's not his private secretary, but some other kind. i don't know. kate please delete what i wrote, before i get tracked down and eliminated!!!!

At 9:25 AM GMT, Blogger Miss Daiquiri said...

It was the combination of the two things together I think.

At least there are now more comments about graphic politico sex than there are about sheets.

At 1:00 PM GMT, Blogger Mistress La Spliffe said...

Uhm . . anal sex *does* have a place in polite society, but Boris Johnson is not . . . well . . . eeeeeesh - why?

I wonder what that means - you'd be wasting that dream if you didn't take it to a Jungian analyst.

At 10:26 AM GMT, Blogger Masonic Boom said...

It's probably terribly Freudian and all mixed up with my brother, as that's who I associate with Tories. Especially since it was at my mum's old house in Upstate NY.

Probably I'm jealous that he's getting married, or something like that. No idea.


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