An Evil Plan - Do You Dare Me?

From something going on on another thread... when oh when will some enterprising soul come up with the idea of the Dirty Dronerock Gigalo? There is a hole in the prostitution market here.

-- masonicboom, May 17th, 2006 4:13 PM.

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Where there is a hole, someone will use it.

-- mark grout, May 17th, 2006 4:23 PM.

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DDR gigolos are widespread! no job + band + lanky = seeks employed, doting girlfriend to support until she can't stand it anymore (and/or he gets chubby.)

-- yuengling participle, May 17th, 2006 4:28 PM.

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Maybe I should take out an ad or something. I've never had much luck, even with those sorts of situations.

-- masonicboom, May 17th, 2006 4:36 PM.

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Hrrrrmmmm. What's the address for Craigslist again?

"Fat, ugly, minging, middle aged yet independently wealthy rock chick seeks pointy-nosed dirty dronerock boy to live in her house, leech off her and service her Big Muff. Please provide photos of Nose, Hair, Ass and Shoes."

Heh heh heh. What kind of replies do you think I'd get?

-- masonicboom, May 17th, 2006 4:43 PM.

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Including or excluding DJ Martian?

-- Matt DC, May 17th, 2006 4:45 PM.

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I'm actually tempted to do it with a fake email address, just to post the replies to ILX. Heh heh heh, is that evil?

-- masonicboom, May 17th, 2006 4:46 PM.